8shortfuse

1: Tell the victim some variation on "God is real, and I can prove it to you." Follow 1A as needed 1A: If the victim does not answer, repeat 1 until you illicit a response. 2: Use one of the following responses based on their response 2A: If response is affirmative of this claim, you have succeeded. 2B: If the response is a variation on "You're wrong. God does not exist." or "You're wrong. It is impossible to know if God exists or does not exist.", proceed to 3 2C: If the response is a variation on "I don't care" or "I'm not talking about this controversial subject", repeat the process of 1 until you receive either 2A or 2B as a response